New Hadron Collider (my personal super collider)

I just replaced my beloved dual processing Power Mac G4 with the out of this world (self contained super computer) 8 core Harpertown Mac Pro. The only thing it isn't, is portable (w/ 4 HD and 8GB of RAM it weighs around 50 lbs). This is "world get out of my way" and let me develop class computer. They will have to think of new superlatives for this device because you quickly run out, in all the known human languages. I certainly won't be getting much sleep out there for the next 3 years or so. Now that I have the power to control time and space, I think I will develop a cure for cancer, end world hunger, create everlasting peace, and fill young minds with hope first. Welcome to the new Matrix.